Saturday, March 04, 2006
wah lauuuuu. today is the 5th day of the sch week that i havent been to sch. honestly? it sux.
the 1st few days were ok. can slack around, wake up when everyone else was juz having recess [normally i wouldnt wake up so early, but i wanted to watch my tv. :)], watch tv as long as i wanted....
but now it's getting boring at home. not being able to get out. ARGHGAGAGAGAGAGAGAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
i can juz feel my butt becoming bigger, frm sitting so much. now i have a freaking blocked nose. GRRRR.
oh, yeah, & my right eyelid is droopy. it feels & LOOKS weird, bcos my left eyelid is prefectly perfect whereas the right eyelid is like shit. if you divide my face into half it wont make any sense, but luckily both of my eyes look the same frm far. this must be the result of staying home too much.
the dogs are getting on my nerves. peipei is on heat (translation: having her period), & cracker & junior are like, DAMN irritating. when junior's not busy smelling peipei's butt or mating her, he's busy growling at cracker & getting into fights with him. it is times like these when i realize that cracker is better than junior. at least cracker's not that horny & OBSESSED. luckily junior's not a human or else peipei would have him up for stalking & sexual harrassment. but then again, if junior was a human he wouldnt be able to tell if peipei was having her period, hence not being able to smell her butt & try to mate her all the time.
last night junior mated peipei & they got stuck together (this is what happens when dogs mate, btw) & she went mad, like for a second her mind went crazy. she started barking & barking away non-stop REALLY loudly, at EVERYBODY. first i thought she was barking cracker, but then she started barking at me & she BIT me!!!!! i thought she didnt have any teeth left!!!! BUT i soon discovered she had some teeth left & they were sharp ones. then she barked & barked at mother ang & claudia ang & she bit claudia ang as well. mother ang was smart enough not to put her hand anywhere near peipei.
oh well. it is time for sterilization. they are driving me crazy.
"Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy."
the 1st few days were ok. can slack around, wake up when everyone else was juz having recess [normally i wouldnt wake up so early, but i wanted to watch my tv. :)], watch tv as long as i wanted....
but now it's getting boring at home. not being able to get out. ARGHGAGAGAGAGAGAGAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
i can juz feel my butt becoming bigger, frm sitting so much. now i have a freaking blocked nose. GRRRR.
oh, yeah, & my right eyelid is droopy. it feels & LOOKS weird, bcos my left eyelid is prefectly perfect whereas the right eyelid is like shit. if you divide my face into half it wont make any sense, but luckily both of my eyes look the same frm far. this must be the result of staying home too much.
the dogs are getting on my nerves. peipei is on heat (translation: having her period), & cracker & junior are like, DAMN irritating. when junior's not busy smelling peipei's butt or mating her, he's busy growling at cracker & getting into fights with him. it is times like these when i realize that cracker is better than junior. at least cracker's not that horny & OBSESSED. luckily junior's not a human or else peipei would have him up for stalking & sexual harrassment. but then again, if junior was a human he wouldnt be able to tell if peipei was having her period, hence not being able to smell her butt & try to mate her all the time.
last night junior mated peipei & they got stuck together (this is what happens when dogs mate, btw) & she went mad, like for a second her mind went crazy. she started barking & barking away non-stop REALLY loudly, at EVERYBODY. first i thought she was barking cracker, but then she started barking at me & she BIT me!!!!! i thought she didnt have any teeth left!!!! BUT i soon discovered she had some teeth left & they were sharp ones. then she barked & barked at mother ang & claudia ang & she bit claudia ang as well. mother ang was smart enough not to put her hand anywhere near peipei.
oh well. it is time for sterilization. they are driving me crazy.
"Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy."
12:00 PM